PEACH MELBEAR IS SO GOOD

Peach Melbear is so good
I want it for my blood
We lap it up
Cup by cup
Zip, John and Vinny Doublepud

Peach Melbear gives us pleasure
By the pot and by our leisure
Five pints in
We're going to win
A beer erection without measure

Peach Melbear is the best
Better than all the rest
Ten pints of it
Turned to liquid shit
Our colon's it did test

Peach Melbear is the best
Until I was sick all down my vest
My pants fell down
In the middle of town

…and I can't remember the rest.